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How many times a day do u fart?
1-10
39%
 39%  [ 9 ]
10-60
17%
 17%  [ 4 ]
60-1000
13%
 13%  [ 3 ]
or 60- kagillionjidosa;jfdk
30%
 30%  [ 7 ]
Total Votes : 23

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marvelousthings15
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hi
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EisleyForever
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Depends on what I eat, really. But it's always a lot because I like beans and spicy things.

OH! Next song to write -
"Beans and Spicy Things".

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Amalthea
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Funnily enough, I don't tend to keep track. I stopped doing that years ago, when one particularly bad one blew up my house, along with all my possessions and the little clipboard I kept for tallying farts.


Terribly sorry.

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Kimbrtones
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Amalthea

Great answer! I can't believe this question was asked.
Where are we? Jr. High? Confused
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dont_cry_little_emo_kid
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i know you! you are my best friend...haha..see you at school
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jdstories
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Kimbrtones wrote:
Amalthea

Great answer! I can't believe this question was asked.
Where are we? Jr. High? :?


Kim some of these people ARE in Junior High.

JD

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Kimbrtones
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Question is...was the question posted by a person in jr. high?
That would make more sense Confused
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marvelousthings15
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I'm not in junior high, I"M A JUNIOR IN HIGHSCHOOL!!! you suck!!
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kajqrd
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Yeah sure... You definitely show a great tact for someone so high in the educational system...
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chubbygumby
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do the ones on the toilet count? Laughing
oh so lame.
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TheLuckless
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A phsycological evaluation of the author of this thread.

1.He is gross.
2.He goes to a public school where this is ruinite behavior.
3.He needs a life and a girlfriend but won't get one because he is GROSS!
4.He is mentally deficient pointed out by the fact he enjoys counting farts.
5.Anyone who counts farts needs to have restricted internet access.
6.Someone who counts farts probably does a lot worse things on the internet.
7.Probably sits at his computer going, "That's one..two..Whoa that was a big three! etc etc".
8.Anyone who farts enough to count them is nasty.
9.He probably never takes a shower.
10.People like that is the reason for this high divorce rate in America!
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