Laughing City

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Riot
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I don't know if any of you cats will dig us. We'll just have seeee.

We're called Aesthetic Report. We like to play 30 minute long songs. We don't care if people don't like us. But we'll take all the support we can get. We're picky about our music. We love to dance. We love to make people dance. We love to play for people, in any situation. We don't get nervous, we get groovy. We wear girl pants, and hardcore music is for idiots. Rolling Eyes Our song titles are obnoxious and often too long to say in one breath. We like it like that. It makes things easier and less emotional. We leave that to the music and the actual lyrics, duh. Oh speaking of lyrics, we don't have ANY recordings with our singer on them. Why? Beats me. Our inspirations are trees, guns, cigarettes, the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, and candy. Stomp your feet like a tornado, and dance like a hurricane. Love.

These recordings don't sound like us for some reason. Ignore the song entitled, "Mr. Policeman Ate His Service Revolver." That song is over, and never really happened. The other song, "I'm Sure If You Met Mr. Money Bags From Monopoly in Real Life, He'd Have a Weird Laugh, You Know, Like, 'HAR HAR HAR!!!'" is our radio single/pop hit. We'll be having new songs up soon. We recently took down two "oldies but goodies" to make room for new demos. You can hear those two songs live from Congress Theatre in Chicago, entitled, "Sharks: They Only Bite When You Touch Their Private Parts," and, "The Green Machine is Light Years Ahead of Its Time," at our Purevolume page. Please check back obsessively for two new songs on our Myspace.

http://www.myspace.com/aestheticreport
http://www.purevolume.com/aestheticreport

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interlockedhands
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Woah! You guys totally rule! Are you like...famous and stuff? I mean...are you on the radio, etc? That's so cool. Good luck!

P.S The lead guitarist is cute! Wink
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crypticomnius
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thats some nice stuff man...and finnaly some one around where i live...maybe i can go see a show!!!
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interlockedhands
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crypticomnius wrote:
and finnaly some one around where i live...maybe i can go see a show!!!


where do you live?
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crypticomnius
Golly, Poster


the street to cross the next,the number that matches,tell city,indiana,usa,earth,the milky way...i think?!?!...yeah!!!!
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interlockedhands
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haha, i didn't think tell city was a real place. where is it? north, south, east, west?
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crypticomnius
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Confused south i guess.
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