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who will win?
Dans mom
74%
 74%  [ 20 ]
Dans dad
25%
 25%  [ 7 ]
Total Votes : 27

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homesick_alien
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This will take forever if I only do one match per day so here is a double header, earlier the BN V's TBS match got underway and now here is match number 4 of the quarter finals

In the blue corner, weighing in at 500 pounds,THE BEARDED MOTHER OF DAN (bnrocks)




and in the red corner making everyone vomit DANS FATHER!!


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EisleyForever
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Dan's vomit-inducing Dad will induce Dan's Mom to vomit, thereby causing her to lose all her sumo-wrestling weight power. This will render Dan's Mom weak and motionless on the floor. Dan's Dad has clearly won. But as Dan's Dad comes to stand over his Mom triumphantly, she breathes out a final f-you of vomit breath.

Dan's Dad drops dead.


DEAD.



Don't bring him back DON'T YOU DARE

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don't make me choose! Crying or Very sad
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she's obviously gonna win... she's got a beard!!!
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Dans mom will OBVIOUSLY just pull out a giant magnet which will automatically make Dan's dad stick to it because of his.....face, and then she'll pummel Dan's dad with her head and then whip him with her pigtails.
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sendoutSOScalls wrote:
Dans mom will OBVIOUSLY just pull out a giant magnet which will automatically make Dan's dad stick to it because of his.....face, and then she'll pummel Dan's dad with her head and then whip him with her pigtails.


Laughing



That's awesome...and I concur.

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Terebinthia wrote:
sendoutSOScalls wrote:
Dans mom will OBVIOUSLY just pull out a giant magnet which will automatically make Dan's dad stick to it because of his.....face, and then she'll pummel Dan's dad with her head and then whip him with her pigtails.


Laughing

That's awesome...and I concur.


Me too. Laughing

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Shain
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little did you know that those piercings are silver and the magnet has no effect.

Dans dad would then use his 6 hit combo attack and knock dans moms beard clean off. THus stripping her of her power.

Dans dad won.

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starbucksgod
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Dan's mom. the dad looks like a Gigilo from hell.
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Dan's mom, Dan's dad already having achieved internet fame.
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homesick_alien
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so ok

from the first 4 matches we've seen
*Dustin Diamond
*Punky Brewster
*Brand new
*Dans mom

all qualify for the semi finals

tomorrow when I wake up I'll post the next two quarter final matches

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