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 Post subject: your hands are full of babies.Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:43 am 
I just wanted to tell you something... I'm pregnant. |
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Joined: 05 Nov 2002 | Posts: 272 | Location: Tyler, TX
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:45 am
whos the umm...mother? |
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:48 am
oh no...this isn't from last month is it? oh jeez...i'm screwed.... _________________ welcome to the no pants club boone |
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:50 am
thesinisterpenguin wrote: whos the umm...mother? 'Star' says Jude Law(IT BETTER NOT BE HIM! He's mine, I hope you know.), 'Insider' says it's Renee Zellweger. Meanwhile, 'People' has gotten a source that claims to be a close friend of Jonathan, who cements the many buzzing rumours that the mother is Weston. CNN, however, is taking the high road and saying it's the president of Ireland. No matter who, congratulations, Jonathan Wilson-Law-Zellweger-DuPree! (Even others say all of the aforementioned people are the mother of Jonathan's child, and that a ginormous wedding is in the mix) _________________ If the end of the world has proper noodles I'll probably be okay with it. |
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Joined: 29 Jun 2003 | Posts: 11069 | Location: Prague
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:50 am
or rather...jonathon is screwed.... sorry. |
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:06 am
thesinisterpenguin wrote: or rather...jonathon is screwed....
sorry. Zing! Congrats, Jon! All the best to your... um, baby, if that's what you're pregant with. Could be anything, really. _________________ INTELLECT AND ROMANCE OVER BRUTE FORCE AND CYNICISM Smokemonster |
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Joined: 24 Sep 2003 | Posts: 14510 | Location: Alone on an airplane, fallin' asleep against the windowpane...
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:18 am
You said I was the only one! Hussie! Harlot! Scamp!  _________________ My photography:www.jamiemphoto.com You can't spell awesome without emo...backwards! -Julie definingawesome (11:44:11 PM): Eisley shivers our timbers |
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Joined: 15 Aug 2003 | Posts: 25184 | Location: East Texas
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:28 am
Jon's cup size is gonna go from A to D, it's bad for him but it's fun for me! I mean ... what? Where AM I?! [flees] wrote: Your hands are full of babies. No they're not! I-- (looks down at hands to see them carrying 10 babies each) 
How does he do that? _________________ If the end of the world has proper noodles I'll probably be okay with it. |
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Joined: 29 Jun 2003 | Posts: 11069 | Location: Prague
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:32 am
thesinisterpenguin wrote: or rather...jonathon is screwed....
sorry. i was implying that i impregnated him...sheesh...NO ONE GETS MY HUMOR  _________________ welcome to the no pants club boone |
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Post subject: Re: your hands are full of babies. Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:34 am
Jonathan wrote: I just wanted to tell you something...
I'm pregnant. You and Arnold are both amazing people. 
how do you do it? |
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Joined: 13 Oct 2004 | Posts: 701 | Location: Baytown, TX
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:00 am
granpaturtle wrote: thesinisterpenguin wrote: or rather...jonathon is screwed....
sorry. i was implying that i impregnated him...sheesh...NO ONE GETS MY HUMOR I got it! Don't feeeel bad...i understood your humor hehe _________________ <3, Christina Last.fm.etsy.tumblr |
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Joined: 17 Apr 2004 | Posts: 1574 | Location: Norcal
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:03 am
EisleyForever wrote: Jon's cup size is gonna go from A to D, it's bad for him but it's fun for me! I mean ... what? Where AM I?! [flees] wrote: 'Cause I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy, I am your baby's daddy. Break it down! Chook-a-chooka-chook! Muthaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Muthaaaaaaaaa! _________________ INTELLECT AND ROMANCE OVER BRUTE FORCE AND CYNICISM Smokemonster |
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Joined: 24 Sep 2003 | Posts: 14510 | Location: Alone on an airplane, fallin' asleep against the windowpane...
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:25 am
magnetic headbot wrote: granpaturtle wrote: thesinisterpenguin wrote: or rather...jonathon is screwed....
sorry. i was implying that i impregnated him...sheesh...NO ONE GETS MY HUMOR I got it! Don't feeeel bad...i understood your humor hehe i was implying that jon got laid. |
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:52 am
Saellys wrote: EisleyForever wrote: Jon's cup size is gonna go from A to D, it's bad for him but it's fun for me! I mean ... what? Where AM I?! [flees] wrote: 'Cause I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy, I am your baby's daddy. Break it down! Chook-a-chooka-chook! Muthaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Muthaaaaaaaaa! Reminds me of the song with the Conan back-up vocals. (Look, Dan, see?! CONAN BACK UP VOCALS! LOOK! WATCH!) I hate my baby momma(WHA?) I hate my baby momma(HAUH?!) _________________ If the end of the world has proper noodles I'll probably be okay with it. |
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Joined: 29 Jun 2003 | Posts: 11069 | Location: Prague
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 2:25 pm
Anyone else think that Jonathan is channelling teddy? _________________ "The revolution starts today, not tomorrow." :: got g-Love? |
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Joined: 02 Nov 2002 | Posts: 4224 | Location: Chicago, IL
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