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If you were a pirate, what would you do? :P
Sail the seven seas
30%
 30%  [ 4 ]
Make someone walk the plank
7%
 7%  [ 1 ]
Get scurvy
7%
 7%  [ 1 ]
Fire the cannon!
23%
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Scrub the deck
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Raise the jolly roger
15%
 15%  [ 2 ]
Plunder for treasure
15%
 15%  [ 2 ]
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Spricklyboing!
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I was sitting at home the other day, rather dazed and confused as usual, and a thought sailed over my horizon. Pirates! Yeah, that was it! This has potential! Now despite the over used pirate clichés and cannonballs full of cheesy "swashbuckling" films, I figured i'd do it anyway! So I delved through my cupboard like a cabin boy and retrieved *plays drumroll* an EYEPATCH! How awsome is that! So i strapped it to my face, and went to school! Not many people seemed to understand, I think "strange" was the general impression - but either way, I was inspired! And I came on here to pose the question...

If you were a pirate, what would you do? And Why? Razz

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homesick_alien
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raise the jolly roger sounds like a sexual innenuendo Shocked

I would fire the cannon,not sure why...just sounds cool I guess Cool

did you know Eqlipse from the board is a pirate? Wink Laughing Laughing

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make them walk the plank, as they did traiterous deeds.
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icurate
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I've spent most of my life sailing the Seven seas,
I even got the dreaded scurvy once or twice.
All in the name of finding a sweetie to raise the jolly roger
and help fire my cannon. Unfortunately while pretending to
scrub the deck she was actually plundering my treasure.
Of course, she walked the plank. AARRGGHH!!! Wink

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I wonder how many people can read between the lines of that piece of literature icurate Laughing

Let's see,shall we

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PLUNDER, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
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BK
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What about the wonderful art of wenching? Guess, out what you listed, I'd plunder.
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Even though I'd know I'd be doomed, I'd kill those hideous lost boys!
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EisleyForever
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i would fire the cannon at the ships of the Eisley boardies. yo ho, yo ho, and really bad eggs!
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icurate
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BK wrote:
What about the wonderful art of wenching? Guess, out what you listed, I'd plunder.


Plundering is very underrated.
It can be very fulfilling, especially
when combined with pillaging. Wink

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