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Joined: 09 Dec 2003 | Posts: 2528 | Location: Austin, TX
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jamiga wrote: patrock wrote: jamiga wrote: patrock wrote: jamiga wrote: All I remember is my mom telling me what she would do to me if I ever get pregnant, sex is bad, and yes oral counts as sex.
It took a long time to undo the damage she caused on my views of intimacy. She lies. She and her husband sleep in different beds. Actually, we did for the first year that we lived together!! I practically sleep on top of him now!! Hahahaha. That's hilarious. I'm surprised you aren't preggers. Ha. You just jinxed me. Thanks. I just got you pregnant. |
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patrock wrote: jamiga wrote: patrock wrote: jamiga wrote: patrock wrote: jamiga wrote: All I remember is my mom telling me what she would do to me if I ever get pregnant, sex is bad, and yes oral counts as sex.
It took a long time to undo the damage she caused on my views of intimacy. She lies. She and her husband sleep in different beds. Actually, we did for the first year that we lived together!! I practically sleep on top of him now!! Hahahaha. That's hilarious. I'm surprised you aren't preggers. Ha. You just jinxed me. Thanks. I just got you pregnant. I'm naming it Kajuaniqua Shalyric Eisley. _________________ Jamie (the female version) |
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Joined: 09 Dec 2003 | Posts: 2528 | Location: Austin, TX
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Later this month my brother is venturing to Reading festival and my parents want me to give him the aforementioned "awkward talk". Through humorous anecdote and knowing smiles I must sheath and save my second in command! _________________ "A little less love, a little more common decency." - Kurt Vonnegut |
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Joined: 21 Aug 2003 | Posts: 5266 | Location: Ipswich, Suffolk, England
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i got THE PUBERTY TALK with pretty much encompassed the SEX TALK. no drug talk though, which is why i'm currently ADDICTED TO COKE. err, what? _________________ Saellys wrote: Thank God for Arielle all your kind, they're coming clean they shut their eyes their mess, their scene |
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Joined: 02 Jul 2004 | Posts: 5273 | Location: i forget
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Joined: 15 Aug 2003 | Posts: 25184 | Location: East Texas
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jamiga wrote: unclearlies wrote: Just before I left for freshman year of college my dad just came out and said...
"Son, don't ride bareback." Wow. How awkward was that?! It wasn't that awkward...because that's just how my dad is...I dunno how to describe it...it's like everyone looks up to him...people his age, people my age, etc. I really just laughed at it... _________________ I, johnTHOMY, Rock!!! Synthony also brings the jams... |
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Joined: 20 Mar 2005 | Posts: 3900 | Location: Lake City, SC
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hisownshot wrote: TheAntrider wrote: A little late, but I fixed it and added a "none of the above" option. De nada. _________________ My photography:www.jamiemphoto.com You can't spell awesome without emo...backwards! -Julie definingawesome (11:44:11 PM): Eisley shivers our timbers |
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Joined: 15 Aug 2003 | Posts: 25184 | Location: East Texas
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i got the puberty talk. but so far thats it. i'm sure in the future i'll get more of those talks. im crossing my fingers that i wont, because when my mom tries to talk to me about stuff its really awkward, just because she'll just be really frank, or she'll use little code words or something. it's pretty funny. i remember when they had that whole puberty/sex ed thing in 4th grade(why 4th grade?!?! that doesnt make any sense to me.) and when i gave her the paper to sign, she was like "WHAT IS THIS?!?! why cant I just teach you this stuff?!?" HAHA oh man, i remember that some kid barfed during the movie. it was hilarious. _________________ together again like the beginning it all works somehow in the end the things we did the things you hide for the record, it's between you and I. |
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Joined: 10 May 2006 | Posts: 554 | Location: west palm beach, florida
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My parents tried to breach the sex subject shortly after we all watched The Waterboy one night, but I saw it coming a mile away and forced the conversation away from that. 'Cause my parents are great and all, but if we had started into that talk, it's a certainty that it WOULD have been awkward. _________________ |
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Joined: 20 Feb 2006 | Posts: 1275 | Location: Ontario, Canada
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Joined: 28 Sep 2005 | Posts: 2290 | Location: Missouri loves me.
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patrock wrote: sea legs wrote: My parents gave me the talk.
iykwim. ikwym gurl. awhh yeaaah _________________ ...i be running to Mexico City. virb |
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Joined: 28 Sep 2005 | Posts: 2290 | Location: Missouri loves me.
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