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 Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:10 am 
Not to make a big deal but OH EM GEE. That's someone else's urine! Farts stink but JEEEZ. _________________ My photography:www.jamiemphoto.com You can't spell awesome without emo...backwards! -Julie definingawesome (11:44:11 PM): Eisley shivers our timbers |
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:17 am
I think im gonna go fart. GO with fart. not go fart.  
I'm tired. _________________ ...i be running to Mexico City. virb |
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:26 am
Being amnoisiac means that it's pretty much six of one/half a dozen of the other. One's dry and one's wet. I prefer my feet dry, so let's go with fart. Oh, and Lani... you don't need to get away from the computer to fart, you know... you can just... do it... there and then... (i know you excused yourself -ahem- but i couldn't resist) _________________ She is handsome, she is pretty, she is the girl from Belfast City, she is courtin' one two three, please won't you tell me who is she? TheClassicRomance wrote: Facebook is a dirty skank blog! |
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:33 am
sea legs wrote: I think im gonna go fart.
GO with fart. not go fart.
I'm tired. _________________ My photography:www.jamiemphoto.com You can't spell awesome without emo...backwards! -Julie definingawesome (11:44:11 PM): Eisley shivers our timbers |
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:42 am
mad_sam_purple'ead wrote: Oh, and Lani... you don't need to get away from the computer to fart, you know... you can just... do it... there and then...
(i know you excused yourself -ahem- but i couldn't resist)
I love fart jokes. _________________ ...i be running to Mexico City. virb |
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:43 am
sea legs wrote: mad_sam_purple'ead wrote: Oh, and Lani... you don't need to get away from the computer to fart, you know... you can just... do it... there and then...
(i know you excused yourself -ahem- but i couldn't resist)
I love fart jokes. When done properly, it can be a work of fart. Ok, that was lame. _________________ My photography:www.jamiemphoto.com You can't spell awesome without emo...backwards! -Julie definingawesome (11:44:11 PM): Eisley shivers our timbers |
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:44 am
TheAntrider wrote: sea legs wrote: mad_sam_purple'ead wrote: Oh, and Lani... you don't need to get away from the computer to fart, you know... you can just... do it... there and then...
(i know you excused yourself -ahem- but i couldn't resist)
I love fart jokes. It can be a work of fart. Ok, that was lame. I laughed, but only because I'm tired.  _________________ ...i be running to Mexico City. virb |
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:46 am
sea legs wrote: TheAntrider wrote: sea legs wrote: mad_sam_purple'ead wrote: Oh, and Lani... you don't need to get away from the computer to fart, you know... you can just... do it... there and then...
(i know you excused yourself -ahem- but i couldn't resist)
I love fart jokes. It can be a work of fart. Ok, that was lame. I laughed, but only because I'm tired. Ha. I can push it fart-her. Maybe I'll get funny. Or I could fall flat-ulence on my face. Akk ... my soul!  _________________ My photography:www.jamiemphoto.com You can't spell awesome without emo...backwards! -Julie definingawesome (11:44:11 PM): Eisley shivers our timbers |
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:54 am
breathing in the fart sounds so bad. its like your getting someone elses hot ass air all in your mouth and face _________________ oh where oh where has our little jew gone oh where oh where could she be |
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:36 am
Step in some pee. Seeing as how whenever you smell a fart it's actually fecal particles in your nose. _________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- --------- 
Facebook.... http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1455720010 EisleyForever wrote: Never you mind, dearie. When a person implores your soul to watch its dead body have love made to it by an underage girl--from Texas, no less--it's okay not to respond. |
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:57 am
Cap'n O'Schovanec wrote: Step in some pee. Seeing as how whenever you smell a fart it's actually fecal particles in your nose. That pee soaks into your blood stream. _________________ My photography:www.jamiemphoto.com You can't spell awesome without emo...backwards! -Julie definingawesome (11:44:11 PM): Eisley shivers our timbers |
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:01 am
TheAntrider wrote: Cap'n O'Schovanec wrote: Step in some pee. Seeing as how whenever you smell a fart it's actually fecal particles in your nose. That pee soaks into your blood stream. unless you happen to be a duck. ....somehow, i doubt anyone on the forum happens to be one, but my point still stands. TheAntrider wrote: sea legs wrote: mad_sam_purple'ead wrote: Oh, and Lani... you don't need to get away from the computer to fart, you know... you can just... do it... there and then...
(i know you excused yourself -ahem- but i couldn't resist)
I love fart jokes. When done properly, it can be a work of fart. Ok, that was lame. Jamie, your puns fluctuate as much as the ripples in one's troos when one farts: they sometimes are great, but more than often they fall with a bum-p. _________________ She is handsome, she is pretty, she is the girl from Belfast City, she is courtin' one two three, please won't you tell me who is she? TheClassicRomance wrote: Facebook is a dirty skank blog! |
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:33 am
mad_sam_purple'ead wrote: TheAntrider wrote: Cap'n O'Schovanec wrote: Step in some pee. Seeing as how whenever you smell a fart it's actually fecal particles in your nose. That pee soaks into your blood stream. unless you happen to be a duck. ....somehow, i doubt anyone on the forum happens to be one, but my point still stands. TheAntrider wrote: sea legs wrote: mad_sam_purple'ead wrote: Oh, and Lani... you don't need to get away from the computer to fart, you know... you can just... do it... there and then...
(i know you excused yourself -ahem- but i couldn't resist)
I love fart jokes. When done properly, it can be a work of fart. Ok, that was lame. Jamie, your puns fluctuate as much as the ripples in one's troos when one farts: they sometimes are great, but more than often they fall with a bum-p. Skip the farting, my puns are crap. _________________ My photography:www.jamiemphoto.com You can't spell awesome without emo...backwards! -Julie definingawesome (11:44:11 PM): Eisley shivers our timbers |
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:37 am
TheAntrider wrote: mad_sam_purple'ead wrote: TheAntrider wrote: Cap'n O'Schovanec wrote: Step in some pee. Seeing as how whenever you smell a fart it's actually fecal particles in your nose. That pee soaks into your blood stream. unless you happen to be a duck. ....somehow, i doubt anyone on the forum happens to be one, but my point still stands. TheAntrider wrote: sea legs wrote: mad_sam_purple'ead wrote: Oh, and Lani... you don't need to get away from the computer to fart, you know... you can just... do it... there and then...
(i know you excused yourself -ahem- but i couldn't resist)
I love fart jokes. When done properly, it can be a work of fart. Ok, that was lame. Jamie, your puns fluctuate as much as the ripples in one's troos when one farts: they sometimes are great, but more than often they fall with a bum-p. Skip the farting, my puns are crap. So pants, even, that I thought you were punning the phrase "farcing about" with "farting". (ps...: Bum... bump... did you see it? did you SEE it?) _________________ She is handsome, she is pretty, she is the girl from Belfast City, she is courtin' one two three, please won't you tell me who is she? TheClassicRomance wrote: Facebook is a dirty skank blog! |
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:39 am
mad_sam_purple'ead wrote: TheAntrider wrote: mad_sam_purple'ead wrote: TheAntrider wrote: Cap'n O'Schovanec wrote: Step in some pee. Seeing as how whenever you smell a fart it's actually fecal particles in your nose. That pee soaks into your blood stream. unless you happen to be a duck. ....somehow, i doubt anyone on the forum happens to be one, but my point still stands. TheAntrider wrote: sea legs wrote: mad_sam_purple'ead wrote: Oh, and Lani... you don't need to get away from the computer to fart, you know... you can just... do it... there and then...
(i know you excused yourself -ahem- but i couldn't resist)
I love fart jokes. When done properly, it can be a work of fart. Ok, that was lame. Jamie, your puns fluctuate as much as the ripples in one's troos when one farts: they sometimes are great, but more than often they fall with a bum-p. Skip the farting, my puns are crap. So pants, even, that I thought you were punning the phrase "farcing about" with "farting". (ps...: Bum... bump... did you see it? did you SEE it?) Ha. Yes. I did not mean to overlook your fartful punnery, or give it a bum crap. _________________ My photography:www.jamiemphoto.com You can't spell awesome without emo...backwards! -Julie definingawesome (11:44:11 PM): Eisley shivers our timbers |
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